Insomnia & CBD: A love story

Stjohntrapp
3 min readAug 30, 2022

The Gray Lady herself is jumping on board the CBD train and we think it’s about time. That’s a nickname for the New York Times by the way, can’t make this stuff up. We are amazed that the mainstream media is just now catching up with a Sleep-Aid we’ve known about for YEARS. CBD + a little melatonin (we’re talking microdose here) + a little Valerian (ok and L-theanine but we’re trying not to brag) in a minty little Nano Spray (goes under the tongue) can REALLY, TRULY help the insomniac get to sleep. Oh, and STAY asleep.

(This is the spray. 3–4 pumps. Nano. Little. Minty. No THC. Works)

Ok. That’s a lot of caps lock and way too many parentheses but we’re having fun here. The reason my job is so easy is when most people try our Sleep Spray, that’s it. Done. It works. No more searching for that elusive perfect combination of ingredients that gets us a good nights sleep and doesn’t make us feel like we’re zombies the next day. Phew. I mean, it’s tough out there, I will not list the world’s problems right now but a lack of sleep can be the root cause of sooooo much misery. Insomnia compounds every other aspect of our health. We don’t get those hours back. Ever.

The most important way for our bodies to recover is Sleep. Simple as that. The NY Times may come knocking on our door one day but until then, we have a simple solution. Buy our Sleep Spray, try it, let us know what you think. Email me directly : Rich@nubloombotanicals.com . See? Who puts their work email in an article? (Ok i just checked and literally every online journalist does this now but I still think it’s cool and special).

The reason I want to hear from you is that all the evidence I have is anecdotal. People tell me stories all the time about how they could never find something that helped them sleep and now they can. I like that. I like that we can help people. And I also don’t like snake-oil salesmen. We’ve done a simple thing from the beginning, we hand you the product, ask that you take your time with it, come back and tell us if it helped. That’s it. Oh, and if a minty spray is not your jam, we get it. Try our Sleep Balm Stick instead:

Ok, that’s it! Next week: BALANCE!(Or — OHMYGODIMSTRESSED what do you have for anxiety????)

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Stjohntrapp
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Author of The 727 Pound Marathon Man (coming Fall 2022). Co-founder Future Ghost Brothers. Poet. Word fiend.